Overheard at work this morning

Salesperson to anyone in earshot:
“I just heard the story of Hanukah yesterday. Did you know it? You know their story? About the candles and the oil and making it last? I never knew that. Compared to the Christmas story their kinda stretching it out huh? I mean I thought there was more to it than that. They were persecuted and all that, but man, I thought there was more to it."